81 of the Best Laughable Kid Jokes (that kids understand)
Kid jokes and laughs for young kids. Turn it into a fun activity!
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We love a good joke at our house. My husband and daughter are huge jokesters and pranksters so they are always trying to get me to laugh, scare me, or catch me by surprise.
We have an Alexa at our house, so we have her tell us a joke every now and again. Alexa is great when it comes to kids games and activities. My kids love her. She’s got jokes.
I wanted to make a kid jokes list that young kids could understand. My oldest is only 6, so I wanted her to be able to understand the jokes. She’s really into the joke stage. She tries really hard to make up her own jokes.
Before I made this post, I wanted to see if my daughter could understand the whole list I compiled, so we made an activity out of it. We used my printable joke cards, printed them out, cut them up, and threw them all in a jar. We took turns drawing jokes and telling them to each other. It was a lot of fun.
You can make this an easy activity, use at a party, use them to break the ice, set them at the dinner table for some fun family time, or use them to kill time almost anywhere!
My daughter loves the riddles and the knock knock jokes, and I love the puns. We got a big mix of them all! These were my favorites. I hope you love them too.
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81 of the Best Laughable Kid Jokes
1.What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2.Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
3.Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
4.What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
5.What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
6.How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
7.What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
8.What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
9.What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
10.Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
11. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
12. What did the nose say to the finger?
Quit picking on me!
13.What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
14. There are 2 muffins in the oven. One muffin says “wow, it’s hot in here” and the other muffin says “whoa! A talking muffin”!
15. Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed
16.Where do cows go on Saturday night?
The mooo-vies
17.Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
18. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you!
19. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?
20. What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
A mushroom
21. What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
22. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke
23. What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
24. What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
A bat
25. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here
26. What kind of key opens a banana?
A Mon-key
27. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo
28. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
29. Why did the Teddy bear not ask for dessert?
Because he was already stuffed
30. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana business.
31. How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?
You rocket!
32. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell Who?
Okay W-H-O
33. You find me in December, but not any other month, what am I?
The letter D
34. What did the finger say to the thumb?
I’m in glove with you
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
36. How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch
37. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A sham-boo
38. Why did the Skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was chasing his bones.
39. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
41. What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
42. Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
43. Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?
It could crack up.
44. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
Eu r a-peeing in your pants.
45. How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
46. Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
48. What did the sink say to the potty?
You look flushed!
49. What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
51. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
52. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome
53. What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and likes to lay on the floor?
Matt
54. What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and likes to sit on the water?
Bob
55. What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and likes to hang on the wall?
Art
56. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole?
Phil
57. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a bun?
Frank
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone
59. What did the snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
60. Why do bowling pins have such a hard life?
They’re always getting knocked down.
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
62. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
63. What time is it when a ball goes through the window?
Time to get a new window.
64. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in
65. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
67. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
68. You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter e
69. What is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They’re the same
70. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
71. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cactus.
Cactus who?
Cactus makes perfect.
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
76. I am often following you and copying your every move. Yet you can never touch me or catch me. What am I?
A shadow
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
81. Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Bonus:
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
He didn’t have any hair
What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
Need more kid jokes? Enjoy these books. Or, check out reader’s digest, for their endless joke supply for all ages.
Don’t forget to print off your printable, kids joke cards.
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I LOLed at this! I can imagine my kids delivering these jokes. We also love a good joke at our house.
Haha! It’s true! We recently bought some joke cards for my daughter and they were SO BAD! The good ones are hard to come by sometimes! haha
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